And Barack sucks
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Lifelong Boston resident.

"How many cookies did Andrew eat? Andrew 8-8000" How do you keep your carpets neat, call Andrew 8-8000.. Adams and Swett.

You actually listened to music on WBZ
You rode a trolley to Park St. from Watertown.
You remember when "Green Line" trolleys were painted orange and creme.
You know why it was called "the Combat Zone".
You can actually sing a line from Foster Furcolo’s campaign song.
You bought a beer in Fenway without leaving your seat.
You used to get your car inspected twice a year.
You know that New Hampshire is "up" but Maine is "down".
You know the day after you take off the snow tires you’re going to regret it.
You never trust another driver’s turn signal.
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Lived here too damn long…

1. Yes!
2. No.
3. Yes!
4. All the time and Whalom Park too!
5. Enjoy, no, but they don’t bother me.
6. No, I recognize it but don’t pronounce it sometimes.
7. Yes!
8. Yes, while walking. No, if driving.
9. Yes.
10. Lol, Yes!
11. Nope.
12. Is it even in our state?
13. I’m a very courteous driver, unless someone cuts me off first!
14. Yes but you forgot Tewksbury!
15. True.
16. Nope, don’t go to either of them.
17. I used to but don’t have to anymore because the "packies" stay open in the border towns now.
18. Definitely!
19. Yep.
20. Don’t drink coffee.
21. Don’t know what the Purple Line is, should I?
22. Nope, I’m a beer man.
23. Of course, see #17.
24. Best throwing arm from right field in Baseball!
25. Yes!
26. I have friends with ALL those names.
Bonus: Yes.
27. Yuck, along with anything from Red Lobster!
28. Only one!
29. Neither does Rhode Island.
30. Absolutely, get directions from a gas station!
31. More than just one.
32. I don’t hate them and do vote for them.
33. Depends if there’s any cute female nearby I may "fall" onto by mistake.
34. Don’t forget 67!
35. Nope, what is that?
36. That’s right and Patriot’s Day should be a National holiday too!
37. Correct.
38. Also ‘ WICKED’ and ‘COOL’ and ‘WICKED and ‘AWESOME’.
39. Many times, especially the bleachers!
40. Yes, in Amherst and Lowell.
41. No, but I have a ‘Jeter Swallows’ license plate frame!
42. Yummy!
43. Is that in MA? If it is I’m going.
44. Bozo!
45. Oops, see previous answer.
46. Nope.
47. Lol!
48. Doesn’t every Massachusetts driver?
49. Come on, that would be impossible.
50. Go to the Cape at least twice a year.
51. Close but Whitey Bulger is worse.
52. He’s the brother of sleazeball William "Billy" Bulger.
53. Never been to Plymouth Plantation!
54. Of Course.
55. I’ll be blasting you!
56. I’m in a league and have an average of 108.
57. Easy.
58. Yep.
59. Boom .. Boom … Boomtown!
61. Yeah like the Olive Garden.
62. It’s in my shed along with my wooden toboggan.
63. It’s actually 495.
64. No, I used to walk it when I skipped school (I felt guilty, Lol).
65. No different than any other construction project in MA.
66. Also ‘Tiny’ and ‘Stretch’.
67. Lol.
68. Absolutely and also Donovan.
69. Never been there.
70. Nope.
71. See if you remember this one:
"How many cookies did Andrew eat, Andrew 88000"
(remember when phone numbers started with a name)?
72. Nope.
73 For me it’s 2am and Santoro’s!
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Stuff that does ring a bell for me:

Canobie Lake, social security number, "regular" coffee, pronounce Worcester etc., Dunkin Donuts, Yaz, purple line, First Night, Frappe, Avruche, Bulger, and (correction) Plimouth Plantation (although I haven’t gone there). Freedom Trail – field trip in fourth grade.

Major Mudd, candlepins, Government center, Rex Trailer, mountains/oceans, 128 AND 495 dividing weather line (but so is the Stoneham/Melrose/Wakefield/Woburn area from the "far North" area, weather-wise) – oh, and the six lanes thing.
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Is there a bonus for knowing someone who knows Whitey Bulger?
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Try it

Wicked pissa, dude!

much better than wicked good.
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That was fun.
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